who protects richie from all the ginger jokes when we go to the uk? who goes down to the school when Will damages property there and tries to make him not feel like a freak? who supports Tim’s coffee habit? who stops Win from from beating the shit out of the kids who make fun of Will? who bought that step stool for Sara so she could reach her breakfast in the morning, w/o me she would starve, the poor thing? who constantly tells Jeremy that his smile doesn’t look goofy when he’s playing drums? and most importantly who goes glittery dress shopping every weekend for Regine? NOT YOU, your own children don’t even know you!